When you're explaining to a doyle what a vinegar stroke is and they need it spelling out to them as they cannot connect the dots.
Morgan: whats a vinegar stroke?
BBBPD: you've used a vinegar bottle before right? Thats why cumming is called the vinegar stroke.
Morgan: what? Like splurty?
BBBPD: you've used a vinegar bottle before right? Thats why cumming is called the vinegar stroke.
Morgan: what? Like splurty?
by BBBPD April 10, 2021
Get the splurty mug.by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022
Get the splurtch mug.Related Words
The hottest man on earth like literally the definition of cute, hot, sexy, handsome and more. He also happens to look like Shia LeBeouf
by the man cb October 27, 2023
Get the SPLURTR mug.Definition
verb \ ˈsplər-thər-ing\
1. The act of spewing nonsense, half‑truths, or misleading statements in a way that furthers one’s own personal agenda, often with manipulative or nefarious intent.
2. More broadly, any rhetorical maneuver in which noise is substituted for substance to obscure truth, derail dialogue, or manufacture false legitimacy.
Etymology
Formed from the expressive English cluster spl- (suggesting messy or uncontrolled bursts, as in splatter, splutter, splat) combined with the verbal pattern of blathering and sputtering, evoking chaotic or deceptive speech. Coined by David R. Koenig (2026).
verb \ ˈsplər-thər-ing\
1. The act of spewing nonsense, half‑truths, or misleading statements in a way that furthers one’s own personal agenda, often with manipulative or nefarious intent.
2. More broadly, any rhetorical maneuver in which noise is substituted for substance to obscure truth, derail dialogue, or manufacture false legitimacy.
Etymology
Formed from the expressive English cluster spl- (suggesting messy or uncontrolled bursts, as in splatter, splutter, splat) combined with the verbal pattern of blathering and sputtering, evoking chaotic or deceptive speech. Coined by David R. Koenig (2026).
Usage Notes
• Often applied in governance, politics, and organizational life to describe tactics that cloud accountability or distort shared understanding.
• Conveys both intent (self‑serving) and method (nonsense as a tool).
• Useful as a diagnostic term in politics, risk governance, communication ethics, and narrative analysis.
Example Sentences
• The board meeting devolved into splurthering once the weak proposal met real scrutiny.
• Rather than answer the question, he resorted to splurthering to distract from the underlying issue.
• That man is a splurthering idiot!
• Effective governance requires the courage to call out splurthering wherever it appears.
Related Terms
• gaslighting — psychological manipulation that makes someone doubt their perception.
• sealioning — persistent, bad‑faith requests for evidence.
• blathering — talking foolishly at length (lacks the agenda-driven element).
• obfuscation — deliberate obscuring of meaning.
• Often applied in governance, politics, and organizational life to describe tactics that cloud accountability or distort shared understanding.
• Conveys both intent (self‑serving) and method (nonsense as a tool).
• Useful as a diagnostic term in politics, risk governance, communication ethics, and narrative analysis.
Example Sentences
• The board meeting devolved into splurthering once the weak proposal met real scrutiny.
• Rather than answer the question, he resorted to splurthering to distract from the underlying issue.
• That man is a splurthering idiot!
• Effective governance requires the courage to call out splurthering wherever it appears.
Related Terms
• gaslighting — psychological manipulation that makes someone doubt their perception.
• sealioning — persistent, bad‑faith requests for evidence.
• blathering — talking foolishly at length (lacks the agenda-driven element).
• obfuscation — deliberate obscuring of meaning.
by DRKoenig January 6, 2026
Get the splurthering mug.by ridered December 11, 2006
Get the splerth mug.by tom25391 December 27, 2007
Get the splurgulus mug.To purposely spray matter (usually food) from one's mouth onto another person in act of retaliation, revenge, or pure pleasure.
by rebelkid4ever May 8, 2008
Get the splursh mug.