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Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.
After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.
by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021
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morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl
Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
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Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police
the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.
by The Name November 23, 2016
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Lickity Split

A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.
Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!
by Lickity_Smooth February 8, 2021
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Dougie Split

When your share of an even split is only ten percent
My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.
by RatedHComedy July 7, 2022
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Head split dive incident

A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.
"Dude, did you hear about the head split dive incident?"

"Yeah bro, it makes me feel sick."
by Shady7450 October 16, 2022
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Split

A beatiful city in Croatia on the Dalmatian coast!
by ........... April 24, 2004
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