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pussy slide

When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.
Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!
by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009
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Spider robot

A robot based off the look of a spider. It has eight legs like a normal one would.

It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider
"Check out the robot spider I killed!"

"Thats a spider robot idiot..."
by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005
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spider-girl (the gwen stacy)

when you bust a nut inside her pussy, then pull out and proceed to jump on her stomach, which results in the cum shooting out of her violently onto the wall
I turned my wife into spider-girl (the gwen stacy) while she was watching spiderman into the spiderverse
by meatspindotcom October 2, 2019
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slides

Open air shoes similar to flip-flops; slides, however, have one "hoop" that the foot is slid under to keep the shoes in place.
I couldn't find my flip-flops to wear to the pool; instead I grabbed a pair of slides. They were looser, anyway.
by newagelink June 27, 2005
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Brown Spider

A metaphor used to describe one's anus.
"Myra bent over too moon us. Unknowingly to her everybody saw her brown spider."
by JollyRoger20 February 1, 2006
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spooky spider surprise

The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.
Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!
by YAWA July 21, 2018
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Kansas City Slider

A Kansas City slider is a pole dancer who seductively dry-humps the stripper pole during a performance, feigning masturbation, while wearing an extremely brief costume. The sheer public eroticism of the act is has a sure impact in encouraging larger amounts of tips.
Maude was disappointed in her tips from the last set, so she became a Kansas City slider for her 11:00 set.
by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010
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