splin

A herbal cigerette,of the skunk variety

"Fancy making a splin me old mucker"

by OLLSWORTHY June 24, 2006

Splinglish

A low hybrid of Spanish and English.

"Did they get my sandwich right?" "Dunno. Chick at the drivethrough was speakin' Splinglish."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

splindiforous

FAntasticlly Fantastic nugs

these nugs are splindiforous

by SATAN April 20, 2004

Spain

1. The country with the most national parties and holiday days at year.
2. They have official competitions of siesta.

3. The best food in Europe and probably in the world and very cheap.
4. Beautiful ladies.
5. The cheaper weed of the first world.
6. The cheaper alcohol too.
7. It’s too hot, but there are a lot of incredible beaches.
8. The second country with higher average life (84 years)
9. The country that consumes more cocaine in Europe.
10. Flamenco rules
11. Gypsies everywhere, they can be your best friends or your worst enemies, choose carefully.
12. U can buy alcohol and cigarretes legally at 18, but the liquor stores do not give a fuck and the sell to everybody.
13. Ibiza
14. We are sorry for reggaeton and bullfighting.
15. Every province has a different accent or language, very funny.
16. Please if u go to Spain, DONT visit Murcia.

“I went to Spain this summer and it was amazing bro”

by Mekagoentusmuertos September 25, 2018

spline

The word shouted as someone drives a bus though a house and off the cliff on the other side after asking the kids if they want to do to heaven.

SPLINE!... We’re goni’ to heaven.

by asa November 16, 2003

splang

A splang is another name for a cannabis joint. Probably a mix of the words 'spliff' and 'jang', can also be lengthened to 'splaringe' if the speaker is going out of their way to be obscure.

"this club is pants, i'm gonna nip outside and skan a splang"

by natrl March 25, 2010

Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018