spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

spencer vanetten

spencer vanetten, a school where the bathrooms always smell fruity… along with half of the students that attend. a school where it is “cool” to be hillbillies and say the n word and f slur. and if you think education comes before weed… you’re trippin.

“oh you go to spencer vanetten? yikes…”

by ky/kani July 31, 2022

Spencer Roll

To send someone a link to "iCarly: iGet Pranky!" video, which has "The Joke is On You" song as background sound, making them believe that they're gonna see something completely different.

Troll: Visit this website to get free robux!

*insert a link to a Spencer Roll*

Me: No, I'm not clicking that!

by Didami July 23, 2022

Dirty Spencer

bending over a woman and rubbing her bush

Becky was so hairy, I couldn't resist giving her a dirty spencer

by finn the hunan April 12, 2020

pulling a Spencer

saying youŕe not gay and calling other people gay when you are gay or do extremely gay things

that dude pulling a Spencer what a gay! not that there is anything wrong with it

by sfddrfyuftdfghjhgdfserdtfhgjkh October 26, 2017

Spencer Froner

Spencer Froner is a man who has a denser Boner than the average pet owner.

Damn, that dude is such a Spencer Froner.

by Gilbert Franklin October 7, 2019

Colin Spencer

A Pure Legend who knows James, Timmy, Darren, and Om you are sitting next to Colin right now in social studies

Colin Spencer is a cool kid

by Colin Spencer March 15, 2019