speakers corner

A place offten mentioned in every day use, speakers corner is where London's pseudo intelectuals congregate. At first I thought it would be a civil lecture, similar to the one's which are offered academicaly. In reality, it turned out to be a dozen or so diferent homeless-looking men talking about mainly religon and politics. There's so much noise you can't entirely understand what their trying to say; but what you do hear is an obviously biased ranting from someone with nothing better to do on their sunday morning. While all these men ramble about their diferent delusions, they share one common trait; which being, deep longings for societal status (albeit imagined). One wouldn't say not go there if you're in London, but beware what you'll hear will be ill-informed, and likely of religous nature. Why it's famous is uknown, but we do know that only a fool would attend for pleasure. Regardlessly, it's a frequent allusion in english speaking countries, as is Westminster abbey's poets corner.

The unshaved man in his late fifties, spent the entire morning preaching at speakers corner, to apathetic tourists, while unbeknownst to him, no one gave a shit. Ten years later he'd die of lung cancer with never any awareness of his delusions of grandeur.

by Mr. Andrews June 7, 2007

Sneaker Spam

The act of delivering a printed copy of a previously emailed humorous email message, as opposed to simply forwarding the email to the intended recipients.

Our mindless CTO sneaker spammed the engineering department with a printout of "Things said by actual 8 year olds".

by McPickle November 13, 2009

Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

sneaker pimping

when a white girl wears black sneakers in order to gain interest of black men.

Yo, that chick is straight sneaker pimping on you Craig.

by poon killa April 27, 2016

Sneakerheads

A person who spends most of they’re money on buying sneakers like Nike, Jordan’s, Yeezys etc

“TJ and Anthony are Sneakerheads”

by TheSneakerHeadddd August 10, 2019

Cheeker Sneaker

A job that is completed without much effort, half assed, or poorly performed. Also known as the One Cheek Sneak.

I forgot about the paper so I had to write one really fast before class, a definite cheeker sneaker.

My performance during the speech was a cheeker sneaker: half the cheeks, but still double the butt meat.

by ShaketheMAster January 14, 2010

Silver Sneaker

When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.

I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.

by Jesus Chrisco February 16, 2020