Sober

A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.

I'm almost sober, man; you better let me get another hit of that.

by discipleofganja May 22, 2018

Sober

When your reality is not affected by a substance.

Sober

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 10, 2020

sober-faggot

One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.

Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.

by Dudewholikestoparty69 May 28, 2009

sobeys

THE BEST STORE EVER! ANYONE WHO GOES THERE IS AWESOME , I LOVE IT.... <3 THE B B BEST PLACE TO SHOP, HAS THE HOTTEST CASHIERS ;) AND YUMMIEST FOOD :)

guy 1- hey where should we go shopping?
guy 2- ovs sobeys its the awesomest and with babe cashiers ;)

by awesomekat April 25, 2011

sober

the feel between 7:00 AM and the 7:05 AM beer

Neo : Thomas A. Anderson = Drunk : Sober

by Wes2912 January 10, 2015

Sexually Sober

The state of not being horny; not sexually aroused.

Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!

Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.

by nevo17209 June 14, 2009

soberxiety

anxiety about the lack of alcohol that has been in the blood stream.

ah! im about to loose it from this intense soberxiety! i havent gotten blitzed in five days!

by drunky pants mcgee February 5, 2009