Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

Snickers at Midnight

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.

2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.

Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.

by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011

facebook stocker

Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.

Gack, the facebook stocker is stocking up on more victims again for him to stalk.

by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009

The Shocker

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

"I Slipper her the shocker last night"

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

barbwire shocker

A variation of the shocker. The index and middle finger are crossed then the ring and pinkey finger are crossed. The two sets of crossed fingers are then inserted into the vagina (index and middle) and anus (ring and pinkey).

Yo, i gave that chick the barbwire shocker last night, two in the stink two in the pink!!!

by kevin harvey November 27, 2007

cock snucker

A cock snucker is a chick who sucks cock and refuses to admit to it.

Whore: "I never suck cocks" *wipes the cum off her lip*

Us: Yeah right you fucking cock snucker!

by twylightsilverwing March 20, 2009

Atomic Shocker

The act of while providing oral pleasure to a woman and before the initial climax, placing into the vaginal opening 1 or more fingers. Shortly thereafter and in order to stimulate the initial climax, 1 or more Atomic Fire Balls are placed into the Anus with 1 or more fingers to be enjoyed leading up to, during and after orgasm.

"Dude, thanks for hooking me up with that Fireball last night, I gave Mary an Atomic Shocker and she almost hit the ceiling."

by Champfantastic February 9, 2010