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Shark Tank

A television program on US network ABC, where hopeful entrepreneurs pitch their idea to five investors and see if any of them take the bate.
Hey Mary, it's Friday! Shark Tank is on tonight!
by Telephony August 2, 2014
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Shark Fuck

Sharking or the Shark Fuck

(This position takes a bit of preparation)
Sharks have 2 penises that are inserted into the female during copulation.
For a man to achieve the same thing first he must “Clone HIS Bone” (dosent count if you use any old dildo).
Once you have an exact replica of YOUR penis your ready to shark fuck.
When I shark fuck I prefer to warm up both holes with a bit of double dipping from my own monster, when you ready to pop your cork drop the cloned bone into her snatch and surprise her sphincter with your cock.

Now fill her ass with custard…… one of the benefits of this position is she can continue to fuck her self with you (cloned) cock while you go wash the turd nuggets from under your bell ender, there is limited fall out (on your side of the bed) and if done in the morning she will probably txt you at about 10am complaining about the fart she tried to slip out on the bus that resulted in her knickers being filled with shart spooge.
by Lord Hanson January 21, 2010
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Sharkeisha

The act of super-sayian punching a person.
"Yo i finna sharkisha yo ass!"
"Press up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, B, A to unleash the Sharkeisha onto the enemy!"
by sharkeisha gurl November 27, 2013
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shark battle

A battle where the two combatants place their hands above the head in an attempt to emulate the shark's top fin. The combatants then proceed to headbutt and bite each other while making shark sounds.
The two shark battle combatants ended up in the hospital.

Shark battles are illegal in Texas.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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sarkiness

a very dry humoured and sarcastic comment - generally delivered by someone who has a lot of style and insight.
I admire her for her sarkiness and spunk! She has really mentored me well and put me in my place with her sarkiness!
by charming doll December 18, 2011
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Sharkboy

A pussy slaying, mother fucking, pimpen bad ass.
Girl#1: who is that guy, he is so cool?!?
Girl#2: yeah I know he is such a sharkboy.
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Shark

Acronym. Derogatory, but not a slur.

Some Hoe Acting Really Krazy
Also spelled S.H.A.R.K.
If they have a big mouth, are always on the move, eat up all the meat, and/or have a taste for blood, you've got a metaphorical Shark on your hands. No excuse
Release it into the wild, harpoon and make a steak, I don't care. I'm not going near more Sharks if I can't eat em. End of discussion.

Forget a thot, they're just a hoe in a place. A Shark is much worse for your health & more dangerous, and is easier hunted with quantum harpoon technology

Whether you're Every Shark Killaz, Any Shark Killaz, or No Shark Killaz politics at the docks seems to agree Sharks aren't a good thing. Best stay away.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 9, 2021
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