slinging the puss

What a woman does to get whatever she so desires.

Peter: "Did you hear she got a promotion AND a raise?"

Colby: "That ugly bitch has been in the bosses office slinging the puss!"

by acg4ife July 9, 2016

Slinging Franks

Slinging Franks is a term used in New York City's Rikers Island jail from 2000's to 2010's.

When people say "Suck my Dick" as an insult or sign of disrespect the people who heard it describe it as "Slinging Franks" so they don't have to repeat the word dick.

"Ay yo, Dianne Sawyer... Suck my dick!"

Wow he is slinging franks to Dianne Sawyer.

by Ste2ph April 19, 2023

Sling some yoghurt on

Originally from Drawn Together, To Ejaculate on something

Sure it goes without saying I wasn't about to sling some yoghurt on an unconscious womans feed

by Snode February 19, 2023

cum sling

When you sling your cum off your cock and into a strangers mouth.

"Did you see the look on that dumb broad's face as i cum slinged her "

"yeah man"

by Kcufyssup March 19, 2017

Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021

slinging toothpaste

To ejaculate from masterbation

“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”

by Michael Handy October 1, 2022

The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).

“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”

by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024