single player sex 

Masturbation

Did you know masturbation is just single player sex?

single player sex by The_Pig January 12, 2019

singletasker 

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."

singletasker by TMGuy November 18, 2009

Singist 

An low grade degenerate that deserves less respect than trash.

“Evan is a singist”

“You’re a singist”

Singist by Burgundy May 16, 2019

singnificant

To sing with purpose.

After the choral concert, everyone congratulated Kyle for his singnificant performance.

singnificant by John Vallone June 28, 2008

Mister S'ing 

A reversal of gender roles during the sex act, wherein the male urethra becomes the receptable for the female clitoris in a tiny fury of minute penetration.

Brotha, you haven't lived til you've done some Mister S'ing!

Mister S'ing by Gunther Bunky June 26, 2008

Singaphobic 

A form of social discrimination based on the assumption that a conventional couple lifestyle is universally optimal and, therefore, desired. Internalized singaphobia is when someone does not accept themselves for being single.

While at the wedding, Dave was cajoled by his fellow groomsmen to get into position to "catch the guarder" with the other single men at the wedding. The groomsmen were singaphobic.

"Don't worry, Dave, you will eventually meet someone." This is a singaphobic statement if said to someone for whom you know nothing about their relationship aspirations.

The exists a social convention to buy newly married couples gifts to start their life together. Why don't people buy single people dishes and blenders? The absence of s similar convention is singaphobic.

Secretly, Sally hated herself for not being able to find a partner. This is internalized singaphobia.

Singaphobic by marquez1000 December 5, 2012

Single Shaming

making middle age adults who have chosen to remain single feel like freaks.

A: Apparently, Sarah never brought a date to family functions and her aunts always gave her shit for it.
B: Ugh, Sarah's aunts are always single shaming her!

Single Shaming by the cartune man October 6, 2016