wilhelm and simon

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021

don simon

Cannabis, also known as marijuana,weed, bud, sticky icky among many other names, refers to any number of preparations of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug or for medicinal purposes.

Feelin' some don simon?

Smoked some don simon last night, it was the shit.

by Naggers_faggers June 10, 2011

Simone Zabarsky

Simone will be one of the kindest people you will ever meet. She will get mad at you when you kill a ladybug even if it is scary. However, she will kill any tiny red spider with her bare hands when it threatens her boyfriend. She is beautiful in every way on the inside and out. She will be one of the best friends and humans you will meet in your lifetime. Simone Zabarsky is amazing.

That dumb hoe rat Simone Zabarsky will never learn she is perfect.

by simoneiscool May 23, 2021

simon drugs

help me im dying
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cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs

by plushmon May 31, 2018

Tom Simons

Tom Simons (tommyinnit) is a youtuber, twitch streamer, he usually plays in the DreamSmp!

“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”

by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021

Simon Birch

v. To be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.

Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.

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*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*

Birched.

by chomski January 5, 2012

Simon Belfer

Simon Belfer is a very successful businessman, he specialises in financial jobs, usually in high up position. He lives with his family in Edinburgh, wife and three kids.

Simon Belfer, what a wonderful man

by simonbelferlover October 6, 2022