Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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Simone Zabarsky

Simone will be one of the kindest people you will ever meet. She will get mad at you when you kill a ladybug even if it is scary. However, she will kill any tiny red spider with her bare hands when it threatens her boyfriend. She is beautiful in every way on the inside and out. She will be one of the best friends and humans you will meet in your lifetime. Simone Zabarsky is amazing.
That dumb hoe rat Simone Zabarsky will never learn she is perfect.
by simoneiscool May 24, 2021
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Simon-Luc

Name that describes a person who not only demonstrates a huge amoutn of compassion for other, but also has the ability to make one feel atease in a moment of deep sorrow.
Simon-Luc has made my day.
He is what I would call a Simon-Luc!
That guy is amazing!
A true friend
Wow,true friend,amazing,guy,Simon
by mariaa911 May 26, 2010
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Simon Belfer

Simon Belfer is a very successful businessman, he specialises in financial jobs, usually in high up position. He lives with his family in Edinburgh, wife and three kids.
Simon Belfer, what a wonderful man
by simonbelferlover October 06, 2022
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wilhelm and simon

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.
by ralph836zfh July 04, 2021
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simon drugs

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cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs
by plushmon April 30, 2018
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Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.
wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating
by goodbuddy September 08, 2010
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