Shitting Bricks

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...

I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks

by NotRobert July 10, 2009

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

shittingQ

while you are taking a dump, you play with your dick and twist it around to a form of a Q. takes a lot of energy and stamina, but when you do it, its totally worth the effort

...and then take a picture and put it on myspace

"dude, last night i did a shittingQ"
"wow, how long did it take?"
"about 40 minutes, that q is a tough letter"
"shit man, you got some skillz"
"yea i know, it already got 15 pic comments on myspace"

by she's a mitch August 28, 2008

Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010

Power Shitting

The act of getting pumped up, typically with music, while taking a heavy ass shit

Dude I had the greatest power shitting session this morning

by Therealestog February 4, 2015

Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.

I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.

by Qweezy December 14, 2009