knick-knack shelf

large hood rat, snoop doggy dogg video hoe-in' azzzzz
Tyrone, ya ho' Cassandra got a Knick-Knack shelf! Jizzamm!
by NoShwagHere May 15, 2003
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shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf
“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”
by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018
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trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking
Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?
by Dinosaur laser fight January 11, 2016
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The Belt On The Shelf

A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.

Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.

A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
" New England Mother's Need Only One Babysitter, The Belt On The Shelf. "
by Four Horsemen Studio December 28, 2015
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hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.
Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020
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Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.
Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.
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Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.
by Helixfire November 29, 2015
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