"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 31, 2010
Get the shelf destructmug. by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019
Get the Eggs on the high shelfmug. When a person comes up behind a female and places their arms around them in a hug, the arms are placed under the bosom and are squeeze so the breasts bounce up a bit.
by H. D. Mort March 25, 2021
Get the Shelfingmug. by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023
Get the Self-Shelfmug. by tttaaaarr July 26, 2023
Get the shelf is so coolmug. The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.
Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...
by phish phood December 28, 2010
Get the shelf shufflemug. Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
Get the ikea shelf buildermug.