spit session

another term for a wine night; a group of girls get together to gossip, vent, or talk shit, most of the time over a bottle of rose.

After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.

by madam_holla June 11, 2018

jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.

Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’

by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022

gab session

two girls chatting about random things just being all girly. can be super silly or can be sentimental.

“i need a heart to heart. wanna have a gab session?”

“he broke up with me…need to gab sesh”

by teeteedrizz June 25, 2024

Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off

Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018

rap session

a party when in, I just, call for my beloved.

-I am happy, tonight is also a/rap session/. Come inside of me, as fast as Mirzah, our votin, horse! I can posses you after the dinner hour.

by man!? October 25, 2018

session

when you have a makeover *session* with someone

me and tommy had major sessions last night

by koalakokales May 28, 2019

Octussy Session

When eight equal length Pocket pussy's are welded together with openings at the end and eight men with similar size Johnson's get together touch heads by ramming into the Octussy in a circler motion

"Hey, Swan want to be apart of our Octussy Session

by DecTheDeck January 11, 2025