soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015

Serve

When somebody talks about serving this or that often, they're usually a whining fuckin pussy who hates that they're bullshit.

The girl would whine about how she had to serve at her job, meanwhile there were many people who never once claimed anybody made them feel sub serviant at their jobs, though they also did any work they did to the best of their ability. The girl wanted to make any talk about her work about her, like most things in her life.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019

Soft Serve

Whilst performing a rim job, the receiver shits slowly into the mouth of the giver.

Dude, last night I totally soft served my brother.

by braindead November 19, 2019

Fat guy gets served by straight marine

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by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Fat guy gets served by straight marine!!

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by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 5, 2020