Semen Roulette

The goal of semen roulette is to either dodge semen or shoot semen.

All of the players stand in a circle with one player kneeling on the ground spinning with their mouth open.

The standing players start jerking off until the first player busts thier nut which must go into the kneeling players mouth if i does all of the other players must jizz in a cup and the person who missed must drink said semen. if it goes in then the person who just caught the load must drink the semen.
by niggercum69 September 12, 2022
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Semen king

A man of great stature and pleasure both in his cum kingdom and in the mainland
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Semen oath

A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.
Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman
by Themositones November 25, 2016
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Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
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Semen Syphoner

A person who sucks semen from balls and/or dick.
You know that girl Jenna? She's such a semen syphoner.
by Salliemae September 23, 2015
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Booty-Semen

Booty semen is a substance where once a male nutted in a female the female then holds the semen in her anus till the semen and the poo merge into one. After the merging process completes the female then shits and out will come a watery white and brown substance known as "Booty-Semen"
person 1: hey i want to try something new tonight for sex
person 2 :what
person 1:I want to make booty-semen and we can drink it after
person 2:LETS DO IT
by moon muntasir munir January 13, 2019
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semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy
Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.
by Swishsemen August 20, 2017
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