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I will slaughter, screw the dialogue 

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.
I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

golden screw

Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.
Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."
golden screw by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

archimedes screw 

A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.

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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.

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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.
In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.
archimedes screw by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004

Alabama Standing Screw 

Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. See also Kentucky Leg Dangle.
I gave her the Alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

game screw 

1. A term used to cover one's ass when beaten at a video game. Most commonly used in multiplayer deathmatches like Halo or Perfect Dark.
2. Whenever your memory card erases itself.
Man there iz no way that grenade hit me!! This game screwed me over!!

WTF?? My memory card erased itself again?? AAAAHHHH! I'M THE VICTIM OF A GAME SCREW!!
game screw by Psychotic Dragon October 20, 2004

pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.
That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.
pooch screw by M.L.W. December 15, 2008