scomments

A form of spam affecting web page comment boxes. Spammers send their messages automatically to websites that allow comments to be posted (often a blog) in the same way that "regular" spam is sent to private e-mail accounts.

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by Mike42 September 12, 2005

scamperbj

A type of blowjob in which the tongue is first inserted deep into the anus in an attempt to scoop out any left over fecal matter prior to the blowjob. At this point, the servicer attempts to cover as much of the shaft of the penis in the fecal matter and then must suck it all off in a single insert into the mouth.

You dawg, I got a scamperbj the other day and it was sweet

by jeff69_ October 8, 2008

scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.

"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."

by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009

stompetition

A Step Above Your Competition

This tournament is a stompetition cause our team is playing so well together.

by Athletic Prowess 1 October 14, 2012

stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

Scome

A hobbit sized gnome looking Scottish sportsman with small man syndrome who cannot stop talking about himself. Every conversation that he buys into always becomes something about himself. He has done everything better, cheaper and quicker than any body else. They are the kings of one upmanship

Hey did you hear that "Scome" talking complete bollocks again. How did that conversation about foreign agricultural policies become a story about his cousins best friends uncle growing the biggest potato in the milky way

by Cheap ass hoe November 29, 2016

Scope of fucks

A variation on “scope of practice”. This term refers to the small circle of issues immediately important to the individual or within their current attention span.

This conversation has moved outside of my scope of fucks.

by Coffecupwithtea June 3, 2018