Schrödinger's Instigator

A guy who instigates arguments and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Beware of Aaron, he's a known Schrödinger's Instigator! He'll bait you into arguing about wheels and doors.

by saerxm June 19, 2022

Schrödinger's Bigot

Someone who says something racist, and when they receive backlash, they take it back and say it is "just a joke"

Schrödinger's Bigot: "All black people should die"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"

Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"

by BeadyBell July 1, 2022

Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

Schrödinger’s Joke

Noun; A statement that is hard to tell whether it’s a joke or not, and if you ask, you’ll end up feeling either guilty or stupid.

Example: “What if Springtrap was actually William Afton after he died in the Spring Bonnie suit?”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”

by Kirby? August 18, 2022

Schrödinger's Software

Software is considered simultaneously both tampered with and not tampered with until it has been verified by a digital signature

“A customer called and asked when our YOLO product will stop looking like Schrödinger's Software”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”

by SupplyChainLevelMidnight October 22, 2022

Schrodinger’s hole

The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.

Got sucked off at a Schrodinger’s hole last night. No idea who by.

by CMan101 October 26, 2022

Schrödinger's 4chan

The idea that a 4chan user is both a minority and not until you get direct confirmation

Schrödinger's 4chan is put into effect whenever someone on 4chan says a slur which is literally all of the time so technically it is a constant and will always be in effect

by ReligionAndPoliticsOftenMakePe October 28, 2022