It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.
Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
by THEREALDIC. March 5, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......
Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out
TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
by Beachimajoke March 11, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. by dont take me seriously . August 21, 2020
Get the schoolmug. the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet
the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world
also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities
has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world
also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities
has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. by Connormast12 October 17, 2007
Get the schoolmug. 1. The equivalent of the Prison, which is an equivalent of Hell.
2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed.
3. Place where they teach you lies.
4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you.
5. Place where many pedophiles work.
6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.
2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed.
3. Place where they teach you lies.
4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you.
5. Place where many pedophiles work.
6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.
by Schoolhater February 1, 2008
Get the Schoolmug. Hell
A place were girls think they are the shit.
Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets.
And fags are there too.
And Sappy teachers who hate you.
A place were girls think they are the shit.
Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets.
And fags are there too.
And Sappy teachers who hate you.
Mortal Kombat takes place in hell, meaning school is a fight, meaning that school fucking sucks balls.
by Jurles Rames December 9, 2008
Get the Schoolmug.