Schmuck

A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.

Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."

by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013

schlick

The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.

She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.

by Gharles May 24, 2018

schmuck

a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect

Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.

by Le Schmuck December 28, 2005

Schluckebier

The type of friend you need at a party. They drink beer, and lots of it. There for a good time, not a long time. Really means to chug some beer.

Schluckebier is in the HOUSE!

by thegoodgoodlife February 21, 2021

schlucked up

to get schlucked up is be drunk, high, etc. to an extreme extent
a synonym for "fucked up" that can be used without cursing

"Man I was so schlucked up last night"

by eheimps March 28, 2022

Schlucking

Schlucking either refers to a girl masturbating
Or
Being really good at sucking a dick

"Bro I met this girl and she was schlucking me off so hard"
"My girlfriend schlucked for me last night"

by Sukuna’sWife November 20, 2022

Schluckspecht

(n.) Someone who drinks alcohol a lot and quickly, you might think they are drinking water.

He earned the reputation of being a Schluckspecht at the party, effortlessly downing his drinks as if they were mere sips of water.

by anonymous January 1, 2024