Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

Anti-Schlong Dongler

Woman

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"

by TheDobbi March 9, 2024

colin schlong

The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.

I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.

by Blackice417 May 15, 2019

schlong

a shit-long penis

"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"

by i_snortwizzfizz November 2, 2021

Schlong licker

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .

JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022

Bombastic Schlong

A schlong that's the bomb. (Good dick)

Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?

by DylDyl69 June 25, 2024