what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

by acallops May 15, 2023

Scarlett Johansson

She is one of the most beautiful actresses out there.
She is talented, kind and funny.
She was also one of the people that made me realise I was bisexual...
LADIES YOU GOTTA AGREE SHE IS AMAZING

Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person 2: Duh! Scarlett Johansson! Who else would it be?!
Person 1: Yeah, she's pretty amazing.

by Maxx15 May 28, 2021

Scarlett

Scarlett is amazing, she can be shy and if she doesn't like someone there is something seriously wrong with them. She is pretty and extremely talented. Very athletic but also gets incredible grades in academics. She loves to sing especially when she is by herself although it's not the best sound when she talks she has the voice of an angel. People don't realize this but she is and can be the best friend in the world kind, thoughtful and trust worthy.

"wow that girl , Scarlett seems like she would be so kind thoughtful and amazing and she Is for sure beautiful!" -random person

by Randome person January 2, 2018

scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo

I think i might go have a scamperton.

by Deano007 December 24, 2008

scagabanger

lowlife ,scum of the earth, no account

scagabanger truck drivers aint nobody they aint nothin

by CANNOBALL February 14, 2010

Scavonian Dissonance

A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)

"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"

by BeverlyAnne January 28, 2015

Scab-a-que

When someone with a skin prepares food with their bare hands.

He used his crusty hands to shred the pork, now we have scab-a-que.

by Risk perdiction June 2, 2015