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san francisco typist

A joke for people who use the ‘hunt and peckmethod for typing
The new office secretary pulled a San Francisco typist routine- huntin pecker
by CO1224 March 13, 2020
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San Francisco Fedora

When you take a crap on someone's head.
Not even the potential payout would force me to admit I let an old man give me a San Francisco Fedora while I suck and fuck multiple guys.
by VinceMcMahonshitonmyhead January 28, 2024
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San Francisco Fire Hydrant

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.
Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."
by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014
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San Francisco Chronicle

a newspaper serving primarily the San Francisco Bay Area of Northern California. It was founded in 1865 as The Daily Dramatic Chronicle by teenage brothers Charles de Young and Michael H. de Young
n 1924, the San Francisco Chronicle commissioned a new headquarters at 901 Mission Street on the corner of 5th Street in what is now the South of Market (SoMa) neighborhood of San Francisco
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
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San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
by BRMedia July 25, 2024
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San Francisco goldrush

When a guy fucks another guy up the ass and there's another guy semi hard, next to him and he's gotta take a piss and the first guy pulls out and second goes in and pees inside him.
"I like to be peed in, that's my thing. I like a guy to fuck me up the ass and there's another guy semi hard, next to him and he's gotta take a piss and this guy pulls out and HE goes in and pees in me. And uh, it's called a San Francisco Goldrush" - David Cross / Oh, Come On
by ChorlieKittenMittons November 23, 2024
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San Francisco Sour Dough

A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth
How was last night?

Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.

Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?

Yeah
by Ericsegall April 3, 2021
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