Sad-hillary

When Hillary dabs and whips and still doesn't become president

I'm still quite mad dude, she should've won with her sad-hillary

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

sad jerk

When you're feeling really down about something but you wanna get a quicky in.

"Dude, I was thinking about her again...
I just needed one bad, so I just sad jerked it."

by Ayy.jpg September 22, 2017

sad flower

A person belonging to a subset of hipster culture that clashed with emo culture, resulting in someone called a sad flower. You can find them in coffee shops that "no one knows about" wearing vintage clothing, typically with their shirt tucked in and has some sort of "troubled past" despite usually not being all that troubled. May also cause you to cringe.

Other signs someone is a sad flower include:

•Smoking cigarettes

•Greasy hair
•Loves long, artsy movies

•Artsy photography (usually accompanied by a photography Instagram account they hope will be discovered by someone. An agent? Their ex lover? Who knows.)
•Loves to talk about how much they hate their life
•Music taste falls somewhere between indie bands, old classics or 80's music, and punk rock
•Collects vinyl and frequently asks if you also collect vinyl
•Fake deep poetry

•Can't stick to one partner because they're "a troubled spirit" that needs to find themselves for the 50th time this week

"Oh my god, look Marcy, here comes Matt"

"Ugh he is such a sad flower, always talking about his troubled past and asking if we collect vinyl. I bet he's gonna wanna take pictures of us"

by Semiburntpopcorn August 24, 2018

Sad frosty

Best rapper alive

Sad frosty is sooo sick

by YVNG FROSTBITE September 6, 2018

sad trail

A large patch of hair that grows along the lower back above one's buttocks region.

Your sad trail tends to make others unhappy.

"Faisal and Akram marveled at the sight of Michael's sad trail in Dykstra's common bathroom. They became unhappy and urged him to wax."

by Michael Kashmoney January 3, 2008

sad face

Something bad went your way

Billy said, "sad face" as he lost the game.

by zack July 10, 2004

bum the sad

A shitstain, and by metaphor a racist.

His offensive remark revealed him to be just another bum the sad.

by Tabitha Catherine June 23, 2006