san franshitsgo 

One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US

Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

san franshitsgo by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

San Francisco Narwhal 

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal

San Francisco Narwhal by Biglad412 March 5, 2022

San Bernardino 

A city in southern California bereft of fun. The best thing to do there is to pack up and get the fuck out. It smells like urban decay and broken dreams. It also smells like raw sewage for some reason, though after careful investigation you won't find any processing plant. More likely it's the high concentration of ghetto-ass people.

Only notable for being the origin of the McDonalds franchise in 1940. Nothing significant has happened since. Not that it matters, because most of the inhabitants here are so ignorant and shallow that it wouldn't matter if the most important human discovery had taken place here; no one would care. Give them American Idol and Twilight and they are perfectly happy to ignore anything else.

In Soviet Russia, San Bernardino lives in you.

San Bernardino by WickedLife7 May 11, 2011

San Jose 

San José is the third-most populous city in the U.S. state of California, and is the county seat of Santa Clara County. It recently became the tenth-most populous city in the United States, and has held the title of The Safest Big City in America for the past several years. Also known as the San Ho.
Capitol of Silicon Valley. Has a very strong agricultual past. Beautiful, but expenisve city. Go Sharks yaya!
*** Bay Area vs L.A Metropolitan ***

Me : I live in San Jose

Orange County : I live in Orange County. It's a concrete jungle. Traffic is horrible.

Me : I'm sorry.

San Jose by MiKe_Dude April 16, 2006

San Leon, Texas 

- A small community in Northern Galveston County.

- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay

- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.

- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.

- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.

- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.

- A great place to raise children.

When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender

San Leon, Texas by FishNDrunk February 12, 2013

san bernardino 

is a city where you would literally get your ass ate by a tweaker its bad bro foos be tweaking it and the whole city be smelling like ass cheeks

hey fred did you go to that bootleg wanna be mall on waterman san bernardino ?

fred: yeah john its literally gay it smelled like shit

san bernardino by anonymous December 28, 2020

San Diego State 

In 2 weeks at State all of this can happen.... 3 people in jail, one in mexican jail! a sleepover at a mexican taxi cab drivers house, 3 drunk girls wet the bed, 3 hospital visits. taking care of drunk RA's, floor whore gets around some more, watch out for couples in the shower(straight and gay) and unlocked doors, roomate violence and walks of shame! oh ya and all of this is told to you the next morning b/c you obviously blacked out!!

Roomate A: i have a test today
Roomate B: what class?
Roomate A: no, i think i have Herpes!
Roomate B: ya know what they say, 1 in 4 girls have an STD at San Diego State

San Diego State by Tenochca May 9, 2006