Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

straight razor

n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"

Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!

by Taichi March 25, 2005

razor balls

the burning of the nutsac after you shave your balls

i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls

by razor balls May 23, 2005

eye razor

When a man busts a load off and shoots directly into the eye of an unlucky female, causing an uncomfortable stinging sensation and/or blindness.

Dude: "AAGGHHHH"

Gianna: "you weren't joking with that eye razor mother fucker, I must have done something wrong to you in the past, geeezus"

by holehunting February 15, 2010

Razor Boy

- The grim reaper of cocaine addiction.

This term was offered up for the first time (I belive) in the Steely Dan song 'The Boston Rag' in 1973.

"Will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? Will you still be singing it on that cold and windy day."

by Kevin Kemp May 25, 2006

pissing razor blades

When someone contracts a form of VD. The infection cause a burning sensation when urinating (peeing, pissing). Usually cleared up with a trip to the doctor.

1)I messed around with that white girl from the club but she was nasty. She gave me VD, had me pissing razor blades in the morning.

2)Shelly cheated on me; I was pissing razor blades. My dad had to take me to the doctor.

3)The condom broke and I caught a bug from Marcy. I've got to go to the clinic because it burns when I piss. Feels like I'm pissing razor blades.

by N Alleem April 24, 2007

Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.

Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.

by Razor Smile July 17, 2009