Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018

putting 4 fingers up

you fuck a great amount of bitches on a daily

yo brian is putting 4 fingers up!
yo he must be having alot of bitches

by noface不　 April 21, 2022

mini putt

A popular, addicting game on the internet. A mini golf course with different obstacles. Any socre below 26 is respoectable

Dang! My ball didn't go through the windmill so now my score is a 27 on the 14th hole. That is most certainly not a respactable score in mini putt!

by Matt1234313 March 1, 2007

Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.

Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.

by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011

putting your puppies in the bath

The act of squeezing your balls into the ass of a woman and the fucking her pussy with your dick. As you can imagan this is quite hard to do, just like putting to puppise in a bath tube. So that is it putting your puppies (balls) in the bath (ass).

Alex: 'That girl you went with last night a a wild rep any of it true?'

Graham: 'Yes, she loved anal and then she said to me put my balls in her ass and fuck her pussy, so I thought this is freaky but what the hell and gave it a try. Man its hard work to get your balls into a bitchs ass, they keep on wanting to pop out.'

Alex: 'So its like putting your puppies in the bath.'

Graham: 'Yep, so that rep is true my man.'

by littel jon April 12, 2007

putterfoot

slooooow poke, moving forward so slowly you are actually moving backwards, putt-putting along, for someone cool it can be thought of as sauntering

father with teen daughter walking into Lowes: so much to buy, so little time!

teen daughter is so far behind, she is still at home

father: PUTTERFOOT!

by hbhb June 1, 2010