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Pullmit

Pullmit - A mitten or glove used ONLY for Masturbation.

To PULL ones self off wearing a MITten or glove.

Used by Men to wank each other off , "If theres NO skin touching , It's NOT gay".
Wife "Is it full sex tonight dear?"
Husband "No love I'm tired , Just give us a quick wank".
Wife "shall I use the Pullmit?"
Husband "Yes love , Your hand is so dry from all that washing up!"
by Acidpeas February 3, 2010
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Pulling a James Reed

v. Taking a picture with someone famous, usually a politician.
by Thanksgiving10 December 21, 2010
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Pulling a Koumpa

1. Getting a girl drunk enough to have sex with you.
2. Fail.
3. Puke on said girl while she is passed out.
4. Convince girl she threw up on both of you.
5. Watch her clean up your vomit.
6. Guilt girl into sex.
7. Win.
Where's Peter?

In the room with that girl.

Do you think he is pulling a Koumpa?

Probably. I don't think all that grunting is her...
by Vomit Comet February 20, 2011
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pulling a Dom

When a guy interacts with a girl in a relationship, getting close enough to persuade her to end the relationship and get with the new guy. This may or may not happen when the original boyfriend is out of town (i.e. France).

Other versions: pulled a Dom (past tense), Domming
EX1:
Guy 1: Dude Rachel just broke up with Michael!
Guy 2: Yeah that's cuz Andrew's pulling a Dom, he's gonna hit it in no time.

EX2:
Guy 1: Yo Avi, did Nikky just break up with O-Dog for no reason?
Guy 2: Nahh its cuz I pulled a Dom, I'm tryna smash.
by aviously January 23, 2015
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pull it back

When you need to man up and pull back your uncircumsized foreskin.
Hey Vin stop being a bitch and pull it back!
by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016
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Pulling a Jeremy

To get zero kills in a game.
Damn I pulled a Jeremy and now everyone is mad; This guy is pulling a Jeremy!
by jjrock1928 April 29, 2016
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pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.
Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser
by Geezus and Hagrid January 24, 2017
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