puddle jumper

A combination of the terms "wetback" and "border jumper".

I'll give that puddle jumper a good old-fashioned bean stomping.

by Nazi Steve January 18, 2010

cuddle puddle

Cum or Vaginal fluid left on a bed, seat, floor, etc. after sex.

I hope you guys didn't leave a cuddle puddle in my bed!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Cuddle Puddle

A cuddle puddle is when 3 or more people and 1 or more animals cuddle anywhere and everywhere. It is a lot like spooning.

One day Megan was playing MW3 cuddling with Zyla when the other Megan came home and began to cuddle with her and Zyla, then Otis the cat decided to come join, meow. Soon after Korey walked in and said "Let's make this a cuddle puddle ladies!" and joined into the puddle of cuddle.

(i.e. this is not an orgy... yet)

by Pussy_Power69 December 16, 2011

Puddle Drinker

One who replenishes their thirst with leftover rainfall which has landed on ground.

That Phil McFivenames is a puddle drinker.

by Puddle-Drinker-Anonymous June 24, 2017

puddle head

Someone with a head full of puddles and nothing else.

You puddle head!

by TheDon March 5, 2004

Nut puddle

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Puddle Splasher

A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.

That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.

by TotallySweetFX November 14, 2011