Pulling a Pastis

This phrase comes from the comic "Pearls Before Swine".
To fail, to fall on one's face, to turn one's own life into a gross abomination of all that is wonderful.

Stephan is pulling a Pastis!

by Albert Mond October 11, 2008

Pulling a JC

Telling homies that your going to kick it with them then ignoring your calls/text intentionally.
2. Return your call/text 3 days later when it doesnt matter

Say my i come into town for a week and my homies are hitting me up but i ignore there calls intentionally and then call them 3 days later.. thats pulling a jc

by TheThizzle May 12, 2009

Pullin' a Robbo

Arranging a night out or gathering and not turning up.

"Where's Jay? his phone is turned off, he must be pullin' a Robbo"

by Theodore Rodswell June 22, 2009

Pullin' A Frank

1) Replying/talking in a manner that makes little to no sense

2) Using words that don't exist

3) When you are speaking and stop in the middle of the sentence causing your speech to sound improper and creating laughs for those around you

Examples Of Pullin' A Frank

Ex 1)

Person 1: So what do you think of gay marriage?
Person 2: My parents wouldn't even care if I brought home a black woman

Ex 2)

Person 1: Fucking sweety
Person 2: Sweety?
Person 1: Aw, I just Pulled A Frank

Ex 3)

"Firebomb"

Ex 4)

"It's over there fuck shit"

by Blackspark August 2, 2009

pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.

"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."

by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009

Pulling a McNeal

The act of shitting in the opposing teams toilet before a sporting event and not flushing.

guy1- Dude the game's about to start what's taking so long.
guy2- Hold on I'm pulling a McNeal.

by Keith Tedderson December 10, 2009

Public Proximity Violation

When in a public place with plenty of open seats, a person chooses to sit right next to you for no viable reason.

I usually go to the library early Wednesday mornings since no one is there. Today, it was empty as usual but some creep committed a major public proximity violation and sat RIGHT NEXT to me at the huge table in the law area!

by Nuxodom December 13, 2009