Procrasti-progress

the act of getting lots of useful but unimportant things done in order to avoid one un-pleasant task.

I had a great procrasti-progress day. I cleaned the house and my car but didn't get anything done about my taxes.

by Yukonruby March 4, 2010

procrastineting

the act of occupieing your self by surfing the internet for random stuff

instead of doing my project for school i ended up procrastineting on google

by mattwer3 June 14, 2010

Procrastinatorily Motivated

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.

I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.

by D Low2081 March 8, 2011

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

Procrasterpiece

A phenomenon commonly observed in students when they wait till the absolute last moment to work on an large project, rush to complete it, and eventually produce a work which blows any project completed early and planned well out of the water.

Student 1: I stayed up till 6 in the morning to complete this frickin' project. It better turn out good.

Student 2: No worries, I did that before and it turned out to be a procrasterpiece.

by Pladd April 22, 2011

Procrastinology

The study (or lack there of) of procrastinating. Usually only undertaken by those who practice extreme procrastination.

Sounds more life procrastinology to me..

by ahhshit September 24, 2011

Procrasticushion

A term used to by someone to let someone know they can be late because that person is not able to meet the designated time, and they already know the other person is a big ass procrastinator, and has been a bunch load of times.

Michael: "Are we still on for a mid day hang and bang at 4? I really need to see your fantasmic self."
Cati: "I still need some extra time to prepare myself for your extra amazerful ass so you have a procrasticushion today."
Michael: "Your a BAMFB."

by Barry McCockiner aka cope June 19, 2011