private school problems

Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.

Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.

by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017

private hire

Wandanat x Reader story on tumblr. So so so good. Written by Maximotts. Has me and everyone else in a chokehold.

Have you read private hire on tumblr?
omg yes but maximotts hasn’t updated recently 😭

by imperialleather April 3, 2022

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Private Puppy

1)Imaginary vagina
2) Something used to piss Ashes off.

Sexy man : do you have a private puppy?
Sexy Man : o.o
Ashes (Elite): a private puppy?
Ashes (Elite): whatt?
Ashes (Elite): lol
Sexy Man: D:
Sexy Man: how do you not have one?!
Sexy Man: o.o

by Snipir October 19, 2008

Private-Rainbow

A rainbow you can see both ends touching the ground.

There was a private-rainbow in my backyard!

by BillysWords September 1, 2018

AL Maarifa International Private school

probably the worst school in the world let alone Sharjah with drunk teachers and dumb kids they always make you pass no matter what and every exam has like nothing to do with what you studied

Bro: Hey should I join AL Maarifa international private school?

Me: Bro no that school is a animal park with dumb teachers don't join it

Bro: understandable have a horrible day

by hosein al sha7at March 13, 2024

Private bowl

What one smokes when they are all alone.

"Hey man, I'm going to go hit a private bowl in the shower. Later dude"

by YodaGamingUK December 8, 2022