A pretty zipper refers to a pretty pussy. Jelly bean clit, cute soft lips. Front view resembling a pretty "zipper."
by CandiiLadyy September 21, 2012
Da'Nell: That new girl, what's her name, Val? She sure looks fine.
Perkins: Man I've seen her up close. she's makeup pretty.
Without her makeup on, she would look like the south end of a north bound mule.
Darryl: Yeah, one with a shaved asshole.
Perkins: Man I've seen her up close. she's makeup pretty.
Without her makeup on, she would look like the south end of a north bound mule.
Darryl: Yeah, one with a shaved asshole.
by hoofster December 14, 2009
a compliment someone tries to give when the person sucks but they don’t want you to feel bad so they say you are pretty good
by DanielDevitoMyguys June 29, 2020
by Shrimplicious November 13, 2007
Someone who moves out West, usually the Northern Rockies, and wants to make it just like California or Michigan and not the U.P.! or Vermont. Liberal fucks who don't like hunting, logging or ranching. They think wolves are cute face licking puppies,,, not hamstringing demons who eat their prey alive. The use their money and lawyers like the Mafia uses pistols and knives, with the locals losing out. Drive Subarus, Saabs, Volvos.
How come we can't hunt elk on that ranch anymore?
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
by Alpino October 20, 2009
A cynical term for a toy that has visual appeal, generally spoken by one who has no such toy of their own.
by Vipaka0408 September 29, 2017