Potato Pump

When you take a potato and peel it into a phallus. The potato can then be used as a sex toy. Different variations include a horse-shoe shape that can be used for double penetration. After use the potato can boiled and eaten.

Person 1: I heard that ranga plays with his food if you know what I mean...

Person 2: Yea I heard they like to do the potato pump.

by Mr . Angry June 6, 2009

potatis

A potatis is a swedish word, meaning that you are completely useless. Originally the word translated to potatoe in English, but that meaning has been lost.

You are such a potatis, failing to throw a granade properly without killing your friends.

by The iron fist of fury February 4, 2018

Potatism

Someone being a potato and fighting for the rights of potatoes.

Potatism is fighting for the rights ot potatoes.

by Helsington October 12, 2018

Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

autistic.potato.v1

A super hot aussie with a devils smile. Likes to flex on others and is liked by lots of big tit grills. He likes to meme about various things such as vegetables and tomates

Did you see that super hot aussie over there?
Woah he just flexed on me with his golden potato!!
He just did a meme about a meme!! I'm bamboozled!!
Was that handsome devil over there autistic.potato.v1 ???

by By Stewie#8321 August 21, 2018

Potato Quality

When some one says "Dude was this recorded with a potato?" they mean that the quality of the film is shitty.

People often use this term in gaming as-well.

Dude! was this fucking youtube video recorded and rendered with sony potato 14?
Stop having potato quality equipment!

Jesus Christ Dan! Get a better PC You noob! I'll rek You 1V1 IRL M8

Stop playing with your potato pc to get a advantage with war thunders fucked up graphics settings man!

by OrgasmicLarry March 29, 2015

Potato Salad

a salad made with potatoes. PRETTY TASTY!

Potatoes with a salad, who woulda thought of that??

Guy 1: Hey man i made potato salad!
Guy 2: SICK BRO!

by 1 Cool Guy February 26, 2020