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Shetland Pony

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
by Davollin December 17, 2008
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pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!
by tupac_lives July 22, 2016
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Pony Necking

A sexual request made of one hot chick to another in which one straddles the face of the other while nude, and then slides down along her neck. like riding a pony, a little pony. pony necking.
She whispered into my ear "i want you to pony neck me" So i straddled her face and slid down her neck and squeezed just enough to choke her with my p*ssy. That is pony necking
by ponycornhorn October 4, 2012
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Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.
friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021
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pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.
Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.
by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020
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Stink Pony

That was the biggest stink pony to jump through the hoop in weeks.
by Emily Powers August 4, 2008
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Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail
Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?
by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019
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