Bell’s Policy

This is the policy that states the internet provider Bell is allowed to access the chip in your brain that is produced by the COVID-19 vaccine and that they can update it through their internet connection and sell your information to the world elites.

Anthony: Bell’s Policy allowed Bell to brainwash Connor.
Connor: I’m not brainwashed by Bell’s policy.
Anthony: Yes you are. You have been brainwashed by the world elites due to the corona virus which China has been creating for the last 30 years to create biological warfare and normalize lockdown. Also they have spied on us through Tik Tok.
Connor: Your retarded.

by Anthony Sestanovic January 19, 2021

Take-a-step-back policy

When you're on the verge of a mental break-down and need to be reminded that there are an infinite amount of possibilities that you just lost track of, you need to take a step back

-Gurl, idk what to do next, I'm running into a wall
-Have you used the Take-a-step-back policy yet? There are so many ways you can go instead right into the wall!

by aranja February 12, 2021

One in, one out policy

The sudden need to pass a bowel movement right after eating a meal.

Steve - "The doormen of my guts hold a one in, one out policy"
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."

by IanContinentia October 19, 2009

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

the greatest school ever, will kick your schools ass at anything (except football), has a farmers market downtown, had the coolest yosemite tower four floor two group ever in 06-07, known for its diverse white people haha, great parties, hot soccer men, find you best friend in a roomate, and the greatest experience you will ever have

roomie 1: Rooms, where is the greatest place on earth?

roomie 2: Duh, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo!!!

by Miahammjr July 4, 2008

Police State

America, post 9/11 and hence a definitive hypocrisy

'Police state? Amrica, after the Patriot Act, which was written BEFORE 9/11 and which was always intended to be the 1984 bill

by evelyn waughfare November 26, 2003

police woman

A woman with handcuffs who has the power to arrest you if you break the law. If she is hot.. commit a crime.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

cal poly

Better than UC Berkeley in Engineering and Science, better than any other school in the nation in Architecture.

Cal Poly is the most underrated school in the west, and that is a good thing.

by The Architect May 16, 2004