picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.

"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"

by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

Ponking

The art of trying to have sex with your step sister

Yo my g I just ponked my sister
Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone

by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019

fanny packing

The act of storing items that one would put in a fanny pack up the ass of ones self and/or in some cases the ass of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)

Yourself:

"$7.50 for a beer?! Fuck that! I'm fanny packing one in!"

Another:

Jon: "What do you mean you lost your car keys?"

Jamie: "Me and my girlfriend were fanny packing last night and I haven't seen 'em since."

by kempen May 12, 2008

Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.

Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.

by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010

Packing for the winter

The act of steaming one's nuts and storing them in a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously for sexual pleasure

I used Rachel when I was packing for the winter.

by Lajora February 3, 2017

picking beans

dancing with your bra on you head

her grandmother was picking beans

by bobthebwilder March 20, 2017