by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017
Get the plank syndromemug. A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.
1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
Get the plankingmug. Planked means when the government uses a direct energy weapon like a vircator 1200 to torture someone to death.
Bob: Billy has been hearing voices and experiencing strange phenomena like feeling burns and smelling random stuff.
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!
by Punk123 June 28, 2025
Get the Plankedmug. JIZ-PLANK is a person who participates in podcasts ( an audio or video program distributed online) but will always sell-out the podcast host, without notice. Usually, the Jiz-Plank is motivated by the desire to kiss up to bullshit celebrities. JIZ-PLANKS lack integrity and are willing to fuck over their own family for a chance to kiss a celebrity's anus cavity.
"Hey Elizabeth, what have you been up to? Are you still Jiz-Plank-ing whenever you get a chance?" "Oh yeah... I love selling friends down the river. Especially if it means I get a chance to eat out Ryan Reynolds' stanky anus cavity. "
"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"
"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"
by CHINA STUMP October 12, 2025
Get the JIZ-PLANKmug. by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
Get the oak planks in minecraftmug. by dcs20120 October 3, 2011
Get the plankingmug. Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
by ChadDad December 9, 2019
Get the Jerk Plankmug.