Smart Pistol

The Smart Pistol is a Boost in the shooter game Titanfall 2 made by EA and Respawn. The Smart Pistol, as opposed to any other weapon in the game, requires no skill to utilize properly. You need only look at an opponent for a second or two, then the pistol will lock on. Once it is locked on, all that is left to do is press your fire key, and leave the enemy in disbelief at how they got instantly killed by a player with no skill.

"Are you kidding me? A Smart Pistol player? Get some skill you virgin!"

"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."

by Mercer Frey February 3, 2022

mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.

It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.

by QuacksO February 4, 2022

Pistol Shrimp

A Pistol Shrimp is a shrimp that lives in both freshwater and saltwater.

When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.

Pistol Shrimp are organic guns.

by NS1762 January 24, 2021

Pistol

A person is pistol, the person would have a quick wit, edgey, fun to hang out with.

Boy I love hanging with Barbara, she sure is a pistol. I never know what she will say next.

by Zooeysmother February 1, 2021

Pistol Deep

Being caught up in something that is way over one's head. Being "pistol deep" in something means there is a severity and gravity to a situation should not be taken lightly. Often used to refer to someone being in the depths of a addiction, on the run from authorities, or anyone who feels trapped in a situation with no way out. The stakes of being in a "pistol deep" situation are normally very high. This pistol part of the "pistol deep" is meant to emphasize this severity, giving a connotation that things could turn fatal or end badly.

I heard the mob is looking for Jessie, man he's really pistol deep in that shit.

by No Turning Back 187 April 18, 2021

Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.

The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.

by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021

Pisser pistol

The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.

She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.

by Grumblebottom January 12, 2025