Performing rough drunken anal sex with your partner's g-string or bloomers on your head, with a portion of material covering one eye. Filthy Pirate is often accompanied by a exuberant grunting "ARrrgh!" when you climax. The Filthy Pirate + is achieved by attempting the maneuver with your pet parrot. Extra points are awarded for completing this act on a boat, even more if at sea. Additional bonus points gained if bird talks during act, walks on partner, or eliminates on either party.
You could always count on ol' Jimmy to find a willing victim at the annual Columbus Day Festival, to embark on a filthy pirate with. It was a banner year when he brought along Arthur, his African Grey, to add to the "yarring" good fun. "Thar she blows, thar she blows... Squalk! Squalk!"
by RocketJohn September 26, 2007
Get the Filthy Pirate mug.the act of cumming in the eye, then kicking in one of the legs. Causing them to cover ones eye with the hand and hop on one leg.
by Joe Pray September 14, 2008
Get the sticky pirate mug.When a woman is giving a man oral pleasure then he pulls out and comes in her eye. Then when she's getting up he kicks her in the shin. So she's hopping around on one leg with one eye closed, mumbling and cursing. Hence the creamy pirate...
by Roostafy April 21, 2003
Get the Creamy Pirate mug.A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
Get the Butt Pirate mug.1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.
2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
by argh! April 27, 2006
Get the cereal pirate mug.When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
by arrick January 18, 2006
Get the The Angry Pirate mug.A sexual act, where the female (or presumably male) is slapped first lightly, then slightly harder, during sex. This is usually done from behind, although frontal pirating can occur.
The name comes from the source material, Pirates XXX and Pirates XXX 2.
The name comes from the source material, Pirates XXX and Pirates XXX 2.
Did you watch Pirates last night?
Yeah, dude. Did you see that pirating scene? He slapped her titties good!
Yeah, dude. Did you see that pirating scene? He slapped her titties good!
by "Devil Dick Willy" April 20, 2009
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