riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

home sweet pineapple

1. A phrase used by SpongeBob SquarePants when talking about his fruity abode.
2. Episode 5b, Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series).

1. Well, this isn't exactly "home sweet pineapple," but I suppose it could be much worse.

2. Hey, man. Remember Home Sweet Pineapple from SpongeBob? The one where the nematodes drink up his house?

by EagleGE September 16, 2020

Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 6, 2021

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?

by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018

Pine splint

Used to describe an asian male's small, twig-like genitalia.

Hey Mike, check out woo's pine splint!

by Will May 21, 2004

Pine River Sliver

then insertion of the pinky into the anus while fingering a woman; similar to the shocker, usually resulting in surprise and further refusal.

during foreplay with jasmin ronny slipped her the Pine River Sliver causing and immediate shock reaction and complaint.

by Matt Henrikson December 25, 2005

pinealoupe

the combination of pineapple and cantaloupe, commonly used in edible fruit bouquets

Could we order one of those edible bouquets shaped as a pinealoupe duck?

by Sarah Long January 31, 2008