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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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Packing peanuts

(verb)a euphemism for performing the act of anal sex, usually between two men
(Packing peanuts)

Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?

Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)
by PEANUT GOD August 26, 2019
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Gun Packet

The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?

Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.

Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?

Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.

Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?

Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011
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panic pack

A six-pack (or bigger) of beer that is needed urgently. It's needed right away because you're all out and require more.
Don't worry. I have enough money to buy a panic pack.

I had to steal a panic pack after 2AM so I could make it through 'til morning.
by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014
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packle

to tickle some one under the chin very harshly and vigorously. (commonly used by the jewish folk).

However, becomes very annoying, causing anger towards the "packler", ending in an attack.
Adam Jones likes to "packle" people.

I'm a packler.
by packler jew February 4, 2010
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Packie McReary

Packie McReary a Character in GTA IV (Grand Theft Auto IV(4)) or his real first name is Patrick. You (Niko Bellic) do a varity of missions with him and then he becomes your friend. He is a very important part of the game.
Niko Bellic: " I got all the money i could. There's still some in there though."

Packie McReary: "We ain't got time to go back in. Let's move out, boys."
by Dahra10 January 1, 2010
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pack god

These are people who go HARD on insulting. They be rhyming, sayin some crazy ish. Pack gods are especially known for their speed of talking. They like to prey on egirls, and do NOT discriminate.
If you start hearin 'packgod' or some jojo music, RUN.
*jojo theme plays*
e-girl: oh no
pack god: you look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flip glazed charcoal slim jim with that fat gloggy booger in your nose mr clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 7 stomachs you're curled up until a ball like a autistic Bakugan-
by Lyrosity December 24, 2022
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