Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

Porcelain Elevator

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.

Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...

by MirrorsGrin May 3, 2012

Porcelain Growler

A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.

I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.

by Asher327 January 7, 2015

Percent Shaming

When someone else has less percentage then you and makes them feel bad because you are using the charger

Kobe was percent shaming me because I had 25% and he only had 6% and I was using the charger

by Hardy one June 19, 2016

perculator

the climax of the story, when its flowing like viagra.

its the shit that the listening crowd doesnt know about..

made famous by T-Stone of Umerika

"went back 5 times and the last time i hit her with the perculator"

by 229 Manager December 27, 2016

porcelain butterfly

What is the anorexia nervosa, pro- anorexia and pro-ana's slang The meaning of Butterflies' world Anorexia nervosa- an eating disorder characterized by irrational fear of putting on weight. Usually involves an excessive weight- loss.
Porcelain Butterflies- group of girls who join the Internet forums or lead blogs connected with Anorexia disease. They promote Anorexia or Bulimia as a life- style. - Being thin is more important than being healthy Pro- ana's ways of support Next to the skinny problem, media creates a new canon of beauty.

Ana is tall, tanned and slim with long legs and slender body. She is such a porcelain butterfly!

by porcelainarmor April 14, 2017

Porcelain Polio

When you defecate on the toilet for so long that your legs go numb and you can’t walk.

I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.

by Yhtomit Noswad November 20, 2017