pansexual

1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.

1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2019

Pansexual

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.

Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.

by Literalmeaningthatisnttrue June 20, 2015

Parsecs

First used in Starwars a speed of space travel

Jerry : Dude My Bike Goes Like 5 Parsecs
Tom : Bangin

by Bobjohnny January 26, 2005

Pansexuality

Transphobic term for saying 'Bisexuality'

Pansexuality isn't real, people are just biphobic, transphobic and deilusional.

by madhoess May 27, 2020

Pansexual

Having a fetish or attraction towards pans

If you do not know I'd you are pansexual put the handle or the whole pan up your pussy

by Gernstine July 8, 2018

Pansexual

Being pansexual is the act of being turned on by cookware, for example pans, pots, woks etc. They are usually most arroused by stainless steel cookware but it is mainly personal preference.

He gets aroused by cooking, he must be pansexual

by The spiderman September 22, 2018

Pansexual

When a person is sexually attracted to kitchenware, such as a pot or pan.

Jacob: I'm pansexual
Susie: Let me show you to the kitchen then.

by Topeka_G March 11, 2019