_parchmentsquid_

_parchmentsquid_ is a very cool and gay splattoker that loves the word "ballz", as they say it with a "Z" instead of a "S".

Wow, _parchmentsquid_ really likes ballz huh?

by _ParchmentSquid_ April 24, 2023

parcho

a old Syrian man often called the slayer of the Syrians

parcho was good at pizza

by Cool cool fun ... Dood June 14, 2023

Parchitated

Getting angry or agitated when parched for a drink.

Simlar to "Hangry' but for beverages.

He drank my drink I'm getting parchitated

by AlwaysAngry666 September 28, 2023

Parchability

The male ability to make a girl dry

“I wish my parchability wasn’t so bad so that i could bag sydney”

by cmc24 February 21, 2024

parchedness

Can be used in a similar manner as “dehydration,” but focuses more on the feeling of lack of water and the physical effects

“Man I’m really suffering from parchedness today.”

by Mg_Maeve April 20, 2024

the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

Scrapbook Parchment

The correct and significantly less lame term for the paper used in scrapbooks

"Yeah man that's some might hella scrapbook parchment you got there. Where'd ya get it?"

by katchanmeow March 20, 2014