guilt package

The act of making a team member or friend feel bad by showing how much work you have completed on a project you have both working on, by making them realise how little they have done.

I got more results from Terry once I showed him my guilt package

by Billy Shoepack February 5, 2009

Wacky Packages

A series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products.

Wacky Packages are the best trading cards.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010

Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

Poverty Package

Basic cable

Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.

by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 17, 2022

Oversized Package

A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size

“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming

by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021